Effective immediately, Jerry Scott Gregory has been downgraded to:

Community property

Emotional learning experience

Walking red flag

This page exists as a historical record of a time when Jerry was trusted.

Since then, new information has come to light.

Jerry has been officially removed from active duty due to integrity violations, poor decision-making, and a complete failure to meet basic boyfriend requirements.

What’s so special about Jerry?

Not a damn thing!


It has been determined that Jerry was, in fact:

Not loyal

Not slick

Not nearly as smart as he thought

And definitely not worth this level of website maintenance

Jerry’s access to me has been revoked.

This site will now redirect its energy toward better decisions, higher standards, and significantly hotter, more loyal upgrades. (which will not be that hard to find)

We wish him the EXACT life he DESERVES.